Santa Fail

Santa English k paper me fail ho gaya translation ki wajah se..

1.Main ek aam aadmi hoon.
Ans: I m a mango man.

2.Mujhe English aati hai. ...
Ans: English comes to me.

3.Mera taluq Haripur hazara se hai.
Ans: I belong To GreenPur Thousanda.

4.Sadak par goliyan chal rahi hai.
Ans: tablets Are walking on The road.