A Woodcutter lost his iron Axe (Kulhaadi)
& Lord Offerd him silver axe. He denied. Lord then offed him gold
axe. He further denied. Lastly Lord offered him iron axe which he
accepted.
Seeing his Honesty Lord gives him All 3.
One day he goes Again 2 Forest with his Wife. Bt his Wife Falls into d River, he Cries n Pleads 2 d Lord 2 give him his Wife...
Lord brings Out Angelina Jolie & Asked
'Is this ur Wife'
He Replied - Yes.!
Lord said 'U Lied n u r gona b Punished'..
He Said 'wait Lord I Lied bcoz if I had Said No, u Would have taken out Cameron Diaz.
If Then I said no, u Would have taken Out My Wife n Seeing my Honesty, U Wud hve Given me All 3.
Bt I m a Poor Man, I Can't keep All 3. So I said Yes to Angelina.
God :rulayegakya pagle...ja le ja isse...
Moral: Men r Honest Liars.
