Laal Tamatar

Sharmaji ke khet ke tamatar bahot laal hote the.
Padosan ne puccha to sharmaji ne kaha - Madam me roz subah aadha nangaa ho ke paani deta hu, isi liye sharm se laal ho gaye...!
Padosan ne bhi apne khet me aisa hi kiya.... Tamatar to laal nahi hue, par baigan lambe ho gaye.