Ek baar railway-station par 1 budha aadmi baitha train ka intejaar kar rha tha..
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Waha santa aaya aur uss budhe se pucha: “uncle, time kya hua hai...??
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Budha: “mujhe nahi pata..”
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Santa: “lekin aapke hath me ghadi to hai.. Plz bata dijiye na kitne baje hai....??
Budha:" Ghanta, mai nahi bataunga
santa: “par kyu..??
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Budha: “abe qki agar mai tujhe time bata dunga to tum mujhe thanx bologe aur apna name bataoge..
Phir tum mera name, kaam puchoge.. Phir shayad hum log apas me aur bhi baat krne lage..
Hum 2no me jaan- pehchan ho jayegi to sayad train aane par tum bagal wali seat par baitho..
Phir shayad tum bhi usi station par utro jaha mujhe utarna hai..
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Aur waha meri beti, jo bahut khoobsurat hai, mujhe lene station aayegi..
Tum mere sath hi hoge to pakka tum use dekhoge.. wo bhi tumko dekhegi
shayad tum 2no ekdusre ko dil de baitho aur shadi krne ki jid krne
lago..
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Isliye mere baap, mujhe maaf karo.. Mujhe aisa kangal damad nahi
chahiye jiske paas time ke liye apni ghadi tak nahi hai..
santa shock.. budha rock
