English of a Desi Teacher:

English of a Desi Teacher:
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.

* Open the doors of the window. Let the air force come in.
* Cut an apple in two halfs- take the bigger half.

* Shhh…Quiet, boys…the principal just passed away outside

* Both of you three, get out of the class.

* Close the doors of the window.

* Take Copper Wire of any metal specially of Silver.

* Take 5 cm wire of any length.