Kon hain Tej

Pura Padhna Double Joke Hai,,

Boy: "I Love U tum iss duniya ki sabse khubsurat ladki ho,,

Girl: "Par tumhare peeche to mujh se bhi zyada khubsurat ladki khadi hai,,
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Ladke ne mud kar dekha to waha koi nahi tha,,
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Girl: "Agar tum mujhse sachha pyaar karte toh kabhi mud kar nahi dekhte,,
"I HATE YOU"

Moral: "Moral woral kuch nahi bas ladki zara tez nikali,,
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"Par Baat abhi baaki hai mere dosto"

Boy: "Jaisi tumhari marzi but ab ye diamond ring main kise dunga,,
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Girl: "Lo Ab main apne jaanu ke saath mazak bhi nahi kar sakti kya,,

Ladki ne ring box me dekha,,

Girl: "Ye to khaali hai,,

Boy: "Agar tum mujh se saccha pyaar karti to kabhi box khol kar check nahi karti,,

"I HATE YOU"

Moral: "Ladki Jitni Tezz Hoti Hai Utni Hi Tez Uski Watt Bhi Lagti Hai,, ;) :P :D