A
businessman finds that his neighbor in the first class cabin of his
flight is a parrot. They take off and the flight attendant asks what
they would like to drink. "Glenlivet on the rocks with a twist," says
the parrot. The businessman orders a coke.
After waiting two or
three minutes, the bird starts yelling, "Where's my drink?! Stop fooling
around and give me my drink!" The fight attendant runs to him with his
glass, leaving the businessman still thirsty. Half an hour later the
fight attendant makes a second round. The bird orders another Glenlivet
and a Wall Street Journal. The businessman asks for another coke. Again,
after a couple of minutes, the bird screams, squawking, "You lazy
idiot! Where is my drink?!" The poor woman nearly trips over herself
getting the parrot his drink and the newspaper. The businessman still
has nothing, and after ten more minutes decides to take his cue from the
bird. "Hey! Where's my coke! The service here stinks!"
Out of
nowhere the purser, the captain and two passengers grab the businessman
and the bird, open the hatch and throw them out of the plane.
At 30,
000 feet in the air the two fall side by side and the parrot says to
the terrified man, "Wow that took a lot of guts for a guy with no
wings."
