3 Cheers for Idiots !!!
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, found
themselves standing before the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter and the Devil
were standing nearby.
"Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Heaven
is now overcrowded. St Peter has agreed to limit the number of people
entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I cannot
answer or don't know, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven.
If not, then you'll come with me to Hell."
The philosopher stepped up, "OK, give me the most comprehensive report
on Socrates' teachings." With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper
appeared next to the Devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was
correct.
The philosopher disappeared and went to hell.
The mathematician then asked, "Give me the most complicated formula you
can ever think of!" With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper
appeared. The mathematician read it and agreed it was correct. The
mathematician also went to hell.
The idiot stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair with 7 hole drilled in its seat!"
The Devil brought forward such a chair.
The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart.
Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?"
The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The third hole from the right."
"Wrong," said the idiot, "it's from my asshole."
The idiot went to Heaven.
