SUPERB COLLECTION

Jewellery shop mein Santa ki zabardast pitaayi ho gai. Why ? Santa ne sales
girl se kaha:
'Aapki ek ek item gazab ki hai. Sone ka kya rate lengi.'
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 Why did the Grammar teacher slap Santa's Son?
B'coz he asked:
Why is BRA Singular, when it covers 2 items, And PANTIES Plural when it Covers
one item ?
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Santa: Darling rape ka matlab kya hai?

Jeeto: Sahi jagah par galat aadmi!
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Santa on long tour asks Banta to inform if anything unusual happens at his

home.
Banta SMSs after a month:
Man who comes to Screw your Wife daily, didnt come today.
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Banta ne Suhaag raat ko biwi se poocha: Kya tum VIRGIN ho?

Biwi: Ji, magar PEECHE se! Aur Tum?
Banta: Main bhi, magar aage se.
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Santa : Ek condom dena, girlfrend ko gift dena hai

Dukaandar : Is par gift cover chada du?

Santa: Arre nahi yehi to cover hai. Gift to mere paas hai.
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 Banta: It is a shame but let me confess, I have become HOMOSEXUAL.

Wife: How come?
Banta: I have Sex at HOME only!
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Santa divorced his wife on 1st night.

Banta asked him the reason, Santa relied: On her panties there was a sticker
which said 'OK/Tested. Mohan Lal & Sons'
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 Pappu: What is the difference between Pyar, Ishq, Aur Mohabbat.

Santa: Kuch nahi beta, sab free sex karne ke bahane hai...
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Banta to a girl: What's your name?

Girl: Carmen.
Banta: Yeh kaisa naam hai?
Girl: Becoz I like Cars and men. What's your name?

Banta: CHUTINDER SINGH BOOBIYA
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Banta wanted Twins. So what did he do?

He Made two Holes in the Condom.
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Santa's father gave him a gun on wedding night & said:

Fire in air if your wife is virgin, shoot her if not.
Santa fired in air 1st night & shot her 2nd night.
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Santa comes bleeding. Banta: What happened?

Santa: Jaggu hit me with hammer.
Banta: Why did you not hit back - Didnt you have anything in your hands?
Santa: I had.
Banta: What?
Santa: His wifes boobs!
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Santa on a blind date with a gori.

Santa: Do you object to fucking?
Gori: Thats something I'v never done.
Santa: What! You are a Virgin?
Gori: No, Never Objected!

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On 1st night Santa uses all his power to push it in.

Fails but proudly says: Too tight! But I'm happy I'm the 1st.
Bride: No ji. Others removed the panty 1st.
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Santa was watching a Blue Film. He saw his wife in the film.

After the film ended he said: Thank God it was just a movie & not real.
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Santa to Banta after interview: Everything went fine till the time he asked

me for my testimonials.
I guess I showed him the wrong thing!
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Santa: What is the similarity between a Bank & a Bra ?

Banta: Dono ke ander Jitna MAAL Jyaada Utna Interest Jyaada.
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Santa was teaching Preeto swimming.

After 2 hrs Preeto said: Tell me, will I really drown like a leaking boat if u
take out your finger?