Santa: Aaj mere paas paisa, bangla, gadi he.Tere pas kya hai?
Banta:Mere paas bhi paisa, bangla, gadi hai.
Santa:Abey saale, Fir hamari Maa Kiske paas hai? :-
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Santa 1 interview mein,
Sir: Apko kitne saalo ka tajurba hai?
Santa: Sir maaf karna,
maine salo ko to ‘Try’ nahi kiya,
lekin muje 3 saliyo ka tajurba hai!
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3 sardar bed par so rahe the, aur un teeno ko jagah theek se nhi mil rahi thi…
1 sardar bed se niche sone chala gaya….
use dekhkar dusre sardr ne use kaha:”Ab jageh ho gayi hai uper aaja”
:P ;-)
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Santa: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai
“Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye.”
Banta: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Santa: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..! ;-) :-P
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Santa went to a girl’s house to tell his feelings,
He also took a lotus, thinking of proposing differently.
.
.
.
.
But her mom opened the door, his face turned blue..
and all he cud say was..
“Aunty plz vote…….for BJP” :-P :-D
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Santa: Insan ko zindagi me koi bhi problem ho to kiske paas jaana chahiye?
Banta: Farmer!
Santa: Kyun?
Banta: Kyunki uske paas ‘HAL’ hota hai ;-)
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Banta:Mere paas bhi paisa, bangla, gadi hai.
Santa:Abey saale, Fir hamari Maa Kiske paas hai? :-
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Santa 1 interview mein,
Sir: Apko kitne saalo ka tajurba hai?
Santa: Sir maaf karna,
maine salo ko to ‘Try’ nahi kiya,
lekin muje 3 saliyo ka tajurba hai!
**************************************************************
3 sardar bed par so rahe the, aur un teeno ko jagah theek se nhi mil rahi thi…
1 sardar bed se niche sone chala gaya….
use dekhkar dusre sardr ne use kaha:”Ab jageh ho gayi hai uper aaja”
:P ;-)
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Santa: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai
“Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye.”
Banta: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Santa: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..! ;-) :-P
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Santa went to a girl’s house to tell his feelings,
He also took a lotus, thinking of proposing differently.
.
.
.
.
But her mom opened the door, his face turned blue..
and all he cud say was..
“Aunty plz vote…….for BJP” :-P :-D
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Santa: Insan ko zindagi me koi bhi problem ho to kiske paas jaana chahiye?
Banta: Farmer!
Santa: Kyun?
Banta: Kyunki uske paas ‘HAL’ hota hai ;-)
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