Santa the Sardar Collection

Santa: Aaj mere paas paisa, bangla, gadi he.Tere pas kya hai?

Banta:Mere paas bhi paisa, bangla, gadi hai.

Santa:Abey saale, Fir hamari Maa Kiske paas hai? :-

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Santa 1 interview mein,

Sir: Apko kitne saalo ka tajurba hai?

Santa: Sir maaf karna,
maine salo ko to ‘Try’ nahi kiya,
lekin muje 3 saliyo ka tajurba hai! 


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3 sardar bed par so rahe the, aur un teeno ko jagah theek se nhi mil rahi thi…

1 sardar bed se niche sone chala gaya….

use dekhkar dusre sardr ne use kaha:”Ab jageh ho gayi hai uper aaja”
:P  ;-)


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Santa: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai

“Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye.”

Banta: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?

Santa: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..! ;-)  :-P

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Santa went to a girl’s house to tell his feelings,

He also took a lotus, thinking of proposing differently.
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But her mom opened the door, his face turned blue..

and all he cud say was..

“Aunty plz vote…….for BJP” :-P  :-D

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Santa: Insan ko zindagi me koi bhi problem ho to kiske paas jaana chahiye?

Banta: Farmer!

Santa: Kyun?

Banta: Kyunki uske paas ‘HAL’ hota hai ;-)

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