pregnant

Bachcha maa se: Maa yeh pregnant kya hota hai?

Maa ne gusse se dekha to woh samjha ki gusse ko pregnent kehte hain.

Agle din school se laute samay bachcha ek ladki ke upar gir gaya.

Ladki ki maa chillaayi "Yeh kya badtameezi hai"

Bachcha "Arre main gira teri beti par hoon aur pregnant tu ho rahi hai"

AAJ KAL KE BACCHE

Naukrani se Bartan toot gya

Malkin ki awaaz aayi - "Haramzaadi" ye kya kiya tune?

Bcha - Mumma ye "Haramzaadi" kya hota he?

Maa(ye sochte hue ki bcha gaali na seekh jae) islie keh diya - "Sehatmand"

Agle din fir ek or bartan toot gya

Maalkin ne fir se gaali di - "Kameeni" fir tod diya tune..

Bcha - Mumma ye "Kameeni" kya hota he?

Maa - "Kamzor"
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1 din bche ki maa ki frnd beemar ho gyi to bcha apni maa k saath aunty ko dekhne gya.. Dekhkr kehne lga.

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Maa aunty pehle kitni "Haramzaadi" hua krti thi.. pr ab to "Kameeni" hoti ja rhi he..

New generation kids...

Photographer studio me 6 saal ke bachey se bolta hai :
Meri taraf dekho beta
is camera se kabutar niklega.

Bacha:
Focus adjust kar
Jaahilon wali baat mat kar
Portrait Mode Use karna,
Macro k sath,
ISO 200 ke andar rakhna,
High Resolution me pic aani chahiye
Facebook pe upload karni hai warna paise nahi milenge.

"Chutiyaa kabutar nikaalega.."

Bal Batman

School Days

Kaminey Bacchey

Aaj Kal K Bache Bhi Bade Kaminey Hote Hai..
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Miss:" Ek Dafa Ka Zikar tha,
Akbar Badshah Apne Bistar Pe Lete the ki,
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A Boy Interrupts Her,

Bacha:" Miss..
Rahul Mere Lunch Box ko khol Raha Hai..
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Miss:" Rahul.!!
Mai Thappad Maar Dungi,

Baith Jao Aaram Se,
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Accha Bachon Mai Kaha thi...??
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Bache:" Akbar Ke Bistar Par.. :P :O :D :v

madam Shocked Bache Rocked

Miss

3rd class ka baccha apni Miss se kehta hai

Mai apko kesa lagta hun... ??
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Miss: so sweet

Baccha: To phir mai apne ammi
abbu ko aap ke
ghar kab bheju.. ??

Miss: woh q ??

Bacha: q ki wo hamari baat aage
chalaye.. ;))
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Miss: yeh kya bakwas hai.. :O:/
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Baccha bola mera kehne ka yeh mtlab tha ki..
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Tution padhane ke liye ..!!

miss aap bhi na kasam se TV dekh dekh ke kharab ho gayi hain... 

Old is Gold

Golu to chinese:- Tu american hai…??
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Chinese:- No, I am chinese.
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Golu:- Nahi, tu American hi hai…
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Chinese:- No, I am chinese.
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Golu:- Nahi , tu American hai .. American hi
hai tu.
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Chinese:- Acha yaar, Main American Hu..
Khush….??
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Golu:- Saaley lekin shakal se to tu chinese
lagta ha

Padosi Dharam

Kid:" Aunty, mummy ne 1 katori chini mangai
hai..
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Aunty:" (haste hue) achha aur kuch kaha teri mummy ne.. ??
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Kid:" Haan!
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kaha agar wo kutiya na de to
samne wali kamini se le aana...

Judwa Bacche

2 Judwa Bachche..
1st Hans ke Lot Pot ho raha tha..
2nd Udaas tha.

Dad: Tum itna kyun Hans rahe ho..??.
Son: Mummy ne itni thand mein
dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.. haha...
Lolxxxxxx

Love Marrige

Beta:" mummy kya love marriage
karne se ghar wale naraz hote
hain.. ??
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Maa:" Tu yakinan kisi chudail k
chakkar me hoga or ye sb tujhe usi daayan
ne kaha
hoga,
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Ladkiyan to bus ladkon ko fansane me hi
lagi rehti hain Jahan Acha Ladka dekha
shuru ho gyi,
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Beta in se bach k rehna ye bohat
makkar or KAMEENI hoti hain or inka to
khandan bhi…
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Beta:" aisa kuch nahi hai Wo to daddy bata
rahey the k..
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Aap Dono ki Love Marriage thi..

Aaj ke Bacche

Aaj k bacche..
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Ek baccha baap ke saamne Cigarette pee raha tha..
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Ek Aadmi:"Oye Baap ke Saamne
Cigarette Pee raha hai be..??
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Baccha:"Toh baap konsa Petrol Pump hai Jo Udd jaega..?? ..
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Bolti band.. :

Extra Kameena Baccha

Extra Kameena bacha..

Son:"Papa aapki shadi majburi me hui hai na..??
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Dad:"Haan par tumhen kese pata..??
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Son:"Apki shadi aur meri date of birth me..
sirf 5 month ka fark hai...

samjdar like Thoko 

AADI MANAV

ekdin teacher ney apni ek student se pucha, deep ye batao duniya mei abhi bhi kaun si jaga pe adi manav rehete hei..
Deep: ftv channel pe.

Naughty Boy

12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia

Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga

Ladki Ne Pucha:
Kya Hua

Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu

Kyo Padhu me

Moral Alag Hai..:p
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At the age 24, he was a bus
conductor..
-Rajnikanth-

He dint even completed his
university education
-Bill Gates-

The one who served in hotels..
-Oberai-

In childhood he stiched shoes.
-Ab Lincoln-

He worked in a Petrol bunk..
-Dhiru Ambani-

Who failed in 10th standard
-Sachin Tendulkar-

Education drop out and initially
a key-board player..
-A.R.Rahman-

Try things you love to do..
Studies doesn't matters..
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Moral:"Bas ye hi Baate to Hame Padhai Krne Se Rokti Hai :P

Koi Option hi nai tha

Aunty:
Arrey beta tum kitne badey
ho gaye ho.
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Beta:
Haan aunty, aur koi option hi nai tha

aaj ki generation

Degree Boy:" A chote Ek Chocolate
khilaunga kya apne Didi ka number
dega.. :D
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3rd std Boy:" Tujhe Ek Beer peelaunga ye
Love
Leter Jaake apni Choti behen ko
dega..

usko kha kyu liya??

A child said 2 pregnent lady ..-

Ye pait me kya hai???
Lady- Isme mera pyara sa cute sa
baby hai !!!!!
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Child-Itna pyara tha to usko kha
kyu liya??