Pati Patni ki nok jhok

Biwi(Gusse Main):- Tumhare Dimagh Mein To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar Se):- To Phr Itni Der Se Khaa Kyon Rahi Ho….??

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Husband wife mein ladai hui,Husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husb:-Raat ko phone pay,”Khaney mein kya hai”
Wife:--Zeher.
Husb:--Main der se aunga, tum kha kar so jana

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Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi bardasht nahin kar sakta.,

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Wife:- Darling Tumhe Pata Hai Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife
Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete.,

Husband:- Isi Liye To Usey Jannat Kehte Hain ...,
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Wife:- Tum Mujh Sey Kitna Pyaar Karte Ho?”
Husband:-- Shahjahan Jitna.”
Wife: Mere Marne Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banao Gay?”
Husband: Main Ne To Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai, DELAY To Tum Kar Rahi Ho!!!” 

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