Aur ???

SRK: Aadmi ka sar sirf 3 logon ke saamne jhukta hai

Rani:Kaun?

SRK:Maa , Durga maa aur

Rani:Aur?

SRK:Smartphone ke aage, tu feeling mat le.

Kissing...

HBO on * * Kissing scene comes *
Dad : Kya dekhte rehte ho, Discovery dekha kro
* Switches Discovery * - SHERNI SEHWAS K LIYE TAIYAR Hai
* Dad walks out.....

Watching TV

When watching tv with parents....

Utv movies- jism 2
B4U - murder
Set max- dirty picture
ZEE - ragini mms...

Advertisements..
-Sunny leone's Manforce condom
-wildstone deo woo women
-sexy girl advertising for bra...

....................................

Me when watching tv alone...

UTV movies- Ghar sansar...
Set max- sooryavansham
Zee-Vivah
B4U- Hum aapke hain kaun...

Advertisement
-champa agarbatti
-prestige cooker
-surya bulbs... 

Happy New Year

Timeline:

Alia Bhatt : Guys..Happy New Year 
Karishma Tanna : Woo Party Hard Dear.. HNY... 

Chat :
Karishma Tanna : Happy New Year Kaunsa Tarikh Ko Hota Hai.. 
Alia Bhatt: Pata Nahi Released Toh 24th- October Hue Thi.. 

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Kutta TV

Agar kutto ka t.v pr 1 channel ho to socho usme serials k nam kuch aise honge :-

*Yahan main ghar ghar BHONKI

*KAAT KHANA sathiya

*Agle janam mohe KUTIYA hi kijo

*Main KUTIYA tere aangan ki

*Ye KUTTA kya kahlata hai

*Ek hajaro me meri kutiya h

*Afsar kutiya

*Is kutte ko kya naam du.

*Bade kutte lagto ho.

  

Boom

Tv reporter ne zakhmi Admi se
pucha,"JAB BOMB GIRA to kya vo zor
se
phata?"
.
...
.
..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Zakhmi Admi - Nahin haramzade,
woh
Rengta hua mere paas aaya aur
sharma ke
bola, "Paaji..... Boom !!!" 

Petrol Price

Due to high Petrol Price,
.
.
MTV
ROADIES will now be using Horses in
the next season instead of Bikes.
.
.
.
.
.
& the show name will be " GHODIES "

Babaji Ka Tullu

Girl : Babaji Ka Thullu is trending. What does it means ?

Boy : It's 'Nothing'

Girl : Why? Tell me na... please...

Boy : Arre uska matlab 'kuchh nahi' hota hai.

Girl : Bata na bhav kyu kha raha hai ?

Boy : Bola to 'kuchh bhi nahi' hota hai.

Girl : Kaminey, akhiri baar poochh rahi hoon, ek word me chup chap answer de...

Boy  : Ghanta....

Girl gives Boy 4-5 tight slaps.

Boy : Mujhe maar ke tujhe kya mila ?

Girl : Kuchh nahi.

Boy : Yahi hota hai 'Babaji Ka Thullu'

Girl : Sweetu, pahle nahi bata sakte the ?

Jatha - Babita

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TV ADS

Me watching TV alone.!!
.
.
.
Ads: Cycle Agarbatti, Maggi, Noodles, Ultratech
Cement, etc etc
.
.
.
.
Suddenly Parents enter.!!
.
.
.
.
Ads: Manforce Condoms, Whisper Choice, Set
Wet very very sexy etc etc

FILMI CHAKKAR

After watching Indian movies,
and
daily soaps...........
.
.
I've come to a conclusion that :-
.
.
.
.
.
"bijlii kadaakti hai to ladki chipakti hai"  

Chalak Ladkiya

Boy :"Jaan,tumhara naam apne
haath pe likhu ya dil pe ?
.
.
.
. .
Girl :"Idhar udhar kyo likhtey ho
.
.
.
Agar sacha pyar krte ho to apni property k papers par likh do
.
.
.
Boy :"Oo teri
. .
Yaar ye ladkiyan kitne chalak
hogyi hai star plus dekh ke

Serials

Star Plus Serials...
1st episode:" ek ladka aur ladki
miltay hain..
.
.
78th episode:" Dosti ho jati hai..
.
.
124th episode: larka:" kya tum
mujh se shadi kerogi ??
.
.
250 episode: larki:" soch ker
bataugi...
.
.
341 episode: larka:" aray tum...
kahan thi itni dair ??

shadi ka koi plan banaya ?? .
.
.
474 episode: larki:" i am married

INDIAN TV SERIALS

JETHA DAYA

DON LEVA GYO LOAN

CID

TV SERIAL KA CHAKKAR

We are gonna die

Pakhi Sawant

PAKHI SAWANT Train me
.
TC:" Ticket.. ??
.
Rakhi:" Mera to Chehra hi Ticket hai..
.
TC:" Jurmana lagega!
.
Rakhi:" kyu.. ??
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
TC:" Qki Tum 1st CLASS me baithi ho
&
Chehra 3rd CLASS ka hai.