Ever wondered how a lawyer could write a love
letter to his girlfriend? To .....,
Sub: Offer of love!
Dearest Ms ......,
1. That I am very happy to inform you that I have
fallen in Love with you since the 7th of August
(Wednesday).
2. That with reference to the meeting held
between us on the 11th of Aug. at 15:00hrs, I
would like to present myself as a prospective
lover.
3. That our love affair would be on probation for a
period of three months and depending on
compatibility, would be made permanent.
4. That needless to say and of course, upon
completion of probation, I propose that there will
be a continuous 'on the job training' and
performance appraisal schemes leading up to
promotion from lover to spouse.
5. That I propose that the expenses incurred for
coffee and entertainment would initially be
shared equally between us.
6. That I further propose that later, based on our
mutual performance, I might take up a larger
share of the expenses.
7. That however I am broad-minded enough to be
taken care of, on your expense account.
8. That I humbly request you to kindly respond
within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing
which, this offer would be cancelled without
further notice and I shall be considering someone
else.
9. That I wish to add here that I would be happy,
if you could forward this letter to your sister, if
you do not wish to take up this offer.
Wish you all the best!
Thanking you in anticipation.
Please reply if you desire so...
Yours sincerely,
letter to his girlfriend? To .....,
Sub: Offer of love!
Dearest Ms ......,
1. That I am very happy to inform you that I have
fallen in Love with you since the 7th of August
(Wednesday).
2. That with reference to the meeting held
between us on the 11th of Aug. at 15:00hrs, I
would like to present myself as a prospective
lover.
3. That our love affair would be on probation for a
period of three months and depending on
compatibility, would be made permanent.
4. That needless to say and of course, upon
completion of probation, I propose that there will
be a continuous 'on the job training' and
performance appraisal schemes leading up to
promotion from lover to spouse.
5. That I propose that the expenses incurred for
coffee and entertainment would initially be
shared equally between us.
6. That I further propose that later, based on our
mutual performance, I might take up a larger
share of the expenses.
7. That however I am broad-minded enough to be
taken care of, on your expense account.
8. That I humbly request you to kindly respond
within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing
which, this offer would be cancelled without
further notice and I shall be considering someone
else.
9. That I wish to add here that I would be happy,
if you could forward this letter to your sister, if
you do not wish to take up this offer.
Wish you all the best!
Thanking you in anticipation.
Please reply if you desire so...
Yours sincerely,