Collection of Teacher Student

TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 😊 
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his? 
CLYDE : No sir, It's the same dog. πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜‡ 

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 

HAROLD: A teacher πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜‡
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