Shani Wife

A man got a call from unknown number...,
Girl: Hi, r u single?
Man: Yes, but who r u?
Ans: Your wife.. Aaj ghar aana tab bataoongi!!

Again a call from an unknown number...
Girl: R u married?
Man: Yes, but who R u?
Girl: Your girlfriend, U cheat!!
Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife.,
Ans: Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas ghar aaja..