HIV

Son: Mom, I have HIV...
Mom: Don't get back home!
Son: Why?
Mom: If you come back, you gonna pass the virus to your wife, your wife to your brother, your brother to our maid, our maid to your father, your father to my sister, my sister to her husband, him to me, me to the gardener and the gardener to your sister. and if your sister get the virus, all the whole village gonna be infected!!! So for God's sake don't come back!!!!