Free WI - FI

Ek ladki roz jab college se ghar aati toh
.
ek ladke ko apne ghar ke bahar khada dekhti..
.
Aisa roz hota tha even pura 1 saal beet gaya
aur woh ladka roz usko apne ghar
ke saamne nazar ata..
.
Woh kuch nahi kehta tha bas chup
chaap kabhi agey pechay aur kabhi
apne mobile phone ko dekhta..
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Ladki ko yakeen hone laga ke ladka
usse pyaar karta hai..
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Ladki ne apne ghar walo ko bataya.
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Gharwalo ko ladka pasand aa gaya.
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Gaav se bhi bade buzurg aa gaye.
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Ek din ladki ne himmat karke uske
paas jaake bol diya ke
.
tum 1 saal se aise mere ghar ke bahar khade
.
rehte ho to hume pata chal gaya hai
ki tum mujhse bahot pyar karte ho.
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Main bhi tumse shaadi karne k liye ready hu.'
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Ladka darr gaya aur fauran bola -

Maaf karna behenji.
actually aapke ghar ke
wi-fi pe password nahi hai..
.
Main to free mein data use karne aata hoon.

Jaise Tujhe Theek Lage!

Wife to her husband: I love you!
I can't live without you!
Mar Jaungi!
Mit Jaungi!
Jehar Pee Lungi!
Tere Pyaar Mein Fanna Ho Jaungi!
Husband: Dekh Le Jaise Tujhe Theek Lage!

Sunder Ladki

Chhote: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!

Bade: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Chhote: Kya naam hai uska?

Bade: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, 

uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha “CHAALU KHAATA”

Papa Kya Karte Hain?

School Mein Admission Ke Liye Interview:
Teacher: Beta Aapke Papa Kya Karte Hain?
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Cute Answer....
Kid: Jo Mummy Bolti Hai!

INN Drop out

Chintu: Phil Haal Kya Karte Ho?
Mintu: 'IIN' Dropout Hun
Chintu: Kya?
Mintu: Net Pack Khatam Ho Geya, 
Papa Na Recharge Ke Paise Nahi Diye, 
Tabse Ghar Par Hi Hun!

Naino Mein Sapna

Ek Hi Song Mein Poori Age Dekhiye...

Naino Mein Sapna (Age 5 To 15)

Sapno Mein Sajna (Age 15 To 25)

Sajna Pe Dil Aa Geya (Age 25 To 35)

Kyon Sajna Pe Dil Aa Geya (Age 35 To 40)

Baaki Poori Age: Ta Thaiya Ta Thaiya Oooo...

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Hydrabadi

Shaadi Jaldi Hone Ki Dua by A Hyderabadi:
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"Kab Aate Wo Dinaa, Ek Takiye Pe Do Gardana,
Kab Tak Akele Sona, Ab To Begum Hona Ch Hona!!

HAPPY GANESH CHATURTHI