Swimming...

Ek Ladki Swimming Pool Par Nahane Gayi Aur Guard Se Puchha.
Ladki: "Kya Main Yahaan Bikini Pahan Kar Tair Sakti Hoon?"
Guard: "Ji Bilkul Bhi Nahi"
Ladki Ne Ye Suna, Muskurayi Aur Saare Kapde Aur Bra-Panty Utari,
Aur Swimming Pool Mein Kood Gayi.