A Lady was conducting her anti drinking campaign outside a bar. A man came out of the Bar exuding alcohol fumes and the Lady said, "Reflect! If you arrive at the Gates of Heaven with your breath smelling of liquor, do you think the Lord will let you in?"
"My good woman," said the man, "when I go to Heaven I expect to leave my breath behind".
Didn't i tell you, drinkers are practical men !!!
