There was a German, an Italian and our Santa on death row.
The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1. To be shot
2. To be hung
3. To be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
1. To be shot
2. To be hung
3. To be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
The German said, "Shoot me right in the
head." (Boom, he was dead instantly.)
head." (Boom, he was dead instantly.)
Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.)
Then Banta said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and Banta fell down
laughing. The guards looked at each other and
wondered what was wrong with this guy.
laughing. The guards looked at each other and
wondered what was wrong with this guy.
Then Banta said, "Give me another one of those
shots." So the guards did.
shots." So the guards did.
Now he was laughing so
hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"
Banta replied, "You guys are so stupid..... I'm wearing a condom!"
