RAJNI ROCK

Narendra Modi's mobile was ringing...
.
He picked the call....
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Namo: Hello Rajnikant,
kaise ho....
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Rajnikant shocked
.
Rajni: tumko kaise pata chala ki me Rajnikant hu?
Mera number to TRUE CALLER walo ko bhi nahi pata aur
mera number kisi k mobile me display bhi nahi hota...
.
Namo: Aise hi thodi PM bana hu..
muje itni to akal hai k switched off mobile pe
sirf tumhara hi phone lag sakta hai