Pee Nuts

A true friend is like a penis, 
he stands up for you in times of need.
A genuine friend is like a bra, 

she supports you at all times. 
A faithful friend is like a condom , 
he protects you from all harm. 
A loving friend is like a vagina, 
she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.
what kind of a friend are you to me? 

Penis, condom, bra or vagina friend?
Do u know that the penis is the
greatest breakfast ever? According
to doctors it has a mushroom
head, a sausage body, two eggs
and milk which provides
nutrients. Thus making ladies
healthy and full for 9 months.
Besides it has 3 good manners too.
1. Its very courteous, it stands before it performs
2. It is very emotional, it weeps during performance
3. It is polite, it bows after performing.