A true friend is like a penis,
he stands up for you in times of need.
A genuine friend is like a bra,
she supports you at all times.
A faithful friend is like a condom ,
he protects you from all harm.
A loving friend is like a vagina,
she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.
what kind of a friend are you to me?
Penis, condom, bra or vagina friend?
Do u know that the penis is the
greatest breakfast ever? According
to doctors it has a mushroom
head, a sausage body, two eggs
and milk which provides
nutrients. Thus making ladies
healthy and full for 9 months.
Besides it has 3 good manners too.
1. Its very courteous, it stands before it performs
2. It is very emotional, it weeps during performance
3. It is polite, it bows after performing.
he stands up for you in times of need.
A genuine friend is like a bra,
she supports you at all times.
A faithful friend is like a condom ,
he protects you from all harm.
A loving friend is like a vagina,
she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.
what kind of a friend are you to me?
Penis, condom, bra or vagina friend?
Do u know that the penis is the
greatest breakfast ever? According
to doctors it has a mushroom
head, a sausage body, two eggs
and milk which provides
nutrients. Thus making ladies
healthy and full for 9 months.
Besides it has 3 good manners too.
1. Its very courteous, it stands before it performs
2. It is very emotional, it weeps during performance
3. It is polite, it bows after performing.