Lassi

Musafir:- beta aap mujhe thoda pani denge?
Pappu:- agar lassi ho jaye to
Musafir:- tab to bahut acha hoga...
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Pappu lassi le aaya...musafir 3 lote lassi pine k baad
pappu se pucha:- kya tumhare ghar me koi lassi nai peeta?
Pappu:- peetey to sub hain, lekin aaj lassi me chuha gir gaya tha...
Aur usi me mar gya tha.
Musafir ne gusse me lota zamin par de mara.
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Pappu rote hue bola:-mummy inhone hamara lota tod diya. Ab hum toilet me kya lekar jayenge...