Washing Machine

A Man While Walking Behind His Wife Says, 
"Baby, Your Arse Is Getting too Fat, 
It Looks Like a Washing Machine !!"

The Woman Keeps Quiet & Keeps Walking.

Bedtime Comes Around,
The Man is Asking for Sex.

The Woman Says;
"I'm Not Starting the Washing Machine for Such a Small Load.
You'll Have to Do It By Hand !!! "