Doctor : Howz ur headache ?
Patient : she's out of town.
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Marriage is like a public toilet . Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.
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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a better model in the neighborhood.
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Searching these keywords on Google`How to tackle wife?`
Google search result, "Good day sir, Even we are searching".
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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
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Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.
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A friend recently explained, why he refuses to get married.
He says, "The wedding rings look like a miniature handcuffs".
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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.
The slide show begins.
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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them.
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