Santa and Banta

Banta sent his son Santa to the States to give him a good education. On his return back home after completing his studies the father took him to his factory where they made sausages.

He let Santa have a good look at the whole factory. Santa examined the whole procedure seriously and gave a kinda brainy look.

Dad was so happy and asked him,"So Son, do you have any good plans to further develop our business?"

Santa,"Haanji, Instead of putting the pigs into the machine and getting sausages out, we can put sausages in and get pigs from the other side."

Dad got so annoyed and said "Wah PUTTAR! You are so clever, only your mom has that kind of machine, when I put my sausage in, a pig like you came out!"