Rajnikant's Latest Super-hit Top-10 Jokes ..

Rajnikant's Latest Super-hit Top-10 Jokes .. 

1. When Rajnikant was a Student…!!
Teachers use to Bunk the classes...
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2. Rajnikant purchased a road roller…
Guess why ?? To Iron his Clothes..
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3. One day Rajni thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to match....
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4. Tonight at 9 Rajani can be seen in the sky… as he is participating in the Asian Games’ high jump event...
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5. Rajnikanth's next project is the Titanic in Tamil..

How ever, Rajni has twisted the climax.. Both the lead actors and the ship survive..

Rajni swims across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and... the Titanic in the other....
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6. Once a photo of Rajnikant was given for Xerox..

Don’t even try to guess what happened…

We got two copies of the Xerox machine....
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7.One more:
Once upon a time Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth Today that powder is known as
“AMBUJA CEMENT”
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8.In the back cover of "WORLD RECORD BOOKS" its
written..all records are held by rajnikant..
listed names are second in place..
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9.Rajnikant addeD facebook as his friend..
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10.Once rajnikant was on hotseat in KBC...

and computer needs help line to choose the questions..