Rahees

Ek ladki apni friend se : kaisi rahi teri first date...???

Friend : bahut acchi...ladka kisi rahees ghar ka lagta hai...

Ladki : accha tujhe kaise pata...???

Friend : jab mujhe kiss karne mere nazdeek aaya tab uske muh se 'Piyaaz' ki smell aa rahi thi...