A woman and her lover are in bed
together when hubbie comes home. The
woman jumps up, shoves the guy in a
corner of the bedroom, rubs him down in
baby oil and covers him in talcum
powder.
'Don't move! You're a statue!'
The husband comes up to the bedroom
and inquires about the new decoration.
The wife explains that the Smith family
next door acquired a statue for their
bedroom recently, and if they could get
one, so could she.
The married couple go to bed, but at
midnight the husband goes downstairs,
gets a glass of milk and some cookies,
and comes back upstairs. He hands the
snack to the statue and says, "Here. I
stood around for 3 days at the Smiths',
and they never fed me a thing!"
together when hubbie comes home. The
woman jumps up, shoves the guy in a
corner of the bedroom, rubs him down in
baby oil and covers him in talcum
powder.
'Don't move! You're a statue!'
The husband comes up to the bedroom
and inquires about the new decoration.
The wife explains that the Smith family
next door acquired a statue for their
bedroom recently, and if they could get
one, so could she.
The married couple go to bed, but at
midnight the husband goes downstairs,
gets a glass of milk and some cookies,
and comes back upstairs. He hands the
snack to the statue and says, "Here. I
stood around for 3 days at the Smiths',
and they never fed me a thing!"