Negatives lines ,with positive meanings....!!

6 Negatives lines ,with positive
meanings....!!
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1.Money can't buy happiness, but its
more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.
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2.Forgive your enemy, but remember
that bastard's name ..
3.Help a man when he is in trouble
and he will remember you
when he is in trouble again.
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4.Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them(n)
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5.Alcohol doesn't solve any problem,but
neither does juice** .
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6.Smoking kills, but if you don't smoke, doesn't mean you'll never die...!!