Kya Khaoge ?

Wife: khane main kya banau?🍴
Huband: kuch bhi bana lo..kya banaogi?🍴
Wife: jo aap kaho
Husband: dal chawal bana lo🍲
Wife: subah hi toh khaye the
Husband: toh roti sabzi bana lo🍵
Wife: bachche nahi khayenge
Husband: toh chhole puri bana lo🍱
Wife: mujhe fried cheezon se heavy lagta hai
Husband: egg bhurji bana lo🍳
Wife: aaj thursday hai
Husband: paranthe? Wife: raat ko paranthe nahi khana chahiye🍘
Husband: hotel se mangwa lete hain🍱
Wife: roz roz bahar ka nahi khana chahiye
Husband: kadhi chawal?🍚
Wife: dahi nahi hai
Husband: idly sambhar? 🍛
Wife: time lagega...pehle bolna tha na!!
Husband: ek kaam karo maggi bana lo🍝
Wife: pet nahi bharta maggi se🍝
Husband: pasta?🍲
Wife: loose motions ho ge to??
Husband: bhindi bhujia n roti
Wife: bhindi kaatne me ✂tym lgta h
Husband: fruit salad 🍉🍒🍏hi kha lete h,
Wife: raat me fir se bhukh lg gi to??
Husband: baked veg...???😶
Wife: microwave kharab
pada h...
Husband:khichdi hi bana do"!"!!
Wife: cooker dhula ni h.
Husband: toh phir kya banaogi?😯
Wife: jo aap bolo