Considering the current turmoil @ DALAL STREET , our Stock Exchange has revised the following terms :
BSE:- Bombay Se Exit
NSE:- Nation se exit
F/O:- Future over
NIFTY: No income for this year
FII:- Fraudulent international investors
HNI:- Has no idea
PMS:- Pre mediated scam
SIP:- Suicide by investing
patiently
EBITDA:- Exit before it tumbles down again.
