Biology practical

In Biology practical exam
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Teacher: Is panchi k tange dekh k
bataao ki iska naam kya hai ?
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Papu: Tange dekh k kaise bataau ??
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Teacher: NAALAYAK!!
Tujhe "zero" marks dugi, tera naam bataa .!!
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Papu: Ye le meri taange dekh k likh le