A Gujarati girl goes to a shopkeeper n asks: Bhaiya aapke yahan rape hota hai kya?
Shopkeeper(shocked) : madam aage ki dukaan mein pooch lijiye yahan nahi hota
The girl returns after sometime : bhaiya wo to bol rahe hai yahi hota
hai. Pls kar dijiye na, bahut der ho rahi hai .
Shopkeeper(embarassed) : madam aage dekh lijiye.
Girl: taking out a
gift to be wrapped... bhaiya itna sa to hai, pls kar dijiye na
Shopkeeper(blushing) : arre madam aisa boliye na wrap karna hai...
Girl: wahi to bola ...rape karna hai...
