The Punjabi Manual !!
1. Syaapa - A one word definition of any disaster.
2. Our Natural response to any question is 'Avien.
3.Punjabi Fitness mantra - Eat before you can think.
4.The only language where the word '******' isn't offensive.
****** kiddan?
5.Being 'loud' is our birth right,and we shall have it!
6.Its never 'Haan', its always 'hanji'!
7. You know its gonna be a fun conversation when your uncle starts off with .. o ****** pata tainu ki hoya??!
8.Any conversation between two Punjabis for more than 15 minutes can only be about food!
9.There's always that one uncle who will dance with a glass on his head after a few pegs at every party!
10.Our families are so loud when they're happy , people think we're fighting!
