A new vacuum salesman knocked at the door..
..
A lady opened it Before she could speak,
..
the salesman rushed into the living room and
emptied a bag of cow shit on the carpet..
Salesman:" Madam, if I couldn't clean this up in
nxt 3mins with my new powerful vaccum
cleaner, i'll EAT all this Shit..
..
Lady:" Do u need Chilli Sauce with that ??
..
Salesman:" why Madam ??
.
.
Lady:" Because there's no electricty in the
house..
..
MORAL:" Over smartness in INDIA can b
deadly.