R.I.P. ENGLISH

R.I.P. ENGLISH

"Sir/Madam, 

I am one young gentleman living only with myself in Patna . 
I want to advertise for marriage purpose on your metro wala page. 
So I decide to press myself on u and I am hopping you will make the marriage with me.
I am the son of my father & mother of agriculture family from inside Patna.

I having no sister and no brother also. I become big in Patna only. 
I educate myself in the Zuarilal Himmatlal High School, Bezna Road.
I am nice and big, six foots tall and six inches long. 

My body is filled with hardness why because I am working hardly.
I am playing also hardly. Especially I am liking the cricket.
I am a good batter also I am fast baller. Whenever I am coming running for the balling, all batters are running everywhere why because they are afraiding my balls. 
My balls are bouncing too much high. That is very danger for them.
I am very nice gentleman. I always laughing loudly at everyone. 

I am happy always and gay also. Ladies they are saying I am nice and soft because I giving respect to them. 
I am always liking if ladies are on top. That is how nice I am.
I am not having any bad habits. I drink milk only and no other bad things.

I am not chewing cigarettes or eating gutka paan why because it not good for all the peoples. So I am not doing so.
I am keep fitting everyday. Morning I am going to jim and I am pumping like anything. 

Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can came and see how I pumping the dumb bells in the jim.
And now good muscles are come outing everywhere.
I am having very much money in my pant everyday and my pant is everyday open for you why because I am nice gentleman, but still I am living with myself only. 

What to do? So I am taking my things into my own hands everyday. 
That is why I want to press myself on you, so that you will come and take my things into your hands.

please please post myself on your page"