Narendra Modi and Rahul Gandhi, happen to be
lost in a desert. .
.
After days of walking without any water or food,
they noticed a Mosque (masjid).
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Rahul said: "Yes, Thank God! I will walk in saying
that my name is Mohammad, and you say that
your name is Ahmed, this way we'll get some food!
Deal?"
.
Modi said: "No, I'm sticking with my name."
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They walked into the Mosque and the Sheikh saw
them.
.
The Sheikh asked: "What are your Names?"
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Rahul said: "My name is Mohamed."
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Modi said: "My name is Narendra Modi."
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Sheikh said: "Guys, Please bring some Food and
Water for Modi ji.
And you Mohamed, Ramadan Mubarak ."