Little
Johnny drew a fly on the class grade book. It looked so realistic, that
when Miss Baker saw the fly sitting on the notebook, she slammed it
with a ruler. The fly didn't fly away. So she slammed the book once
again, again the fly didn't fly away.
This drove Miss Baker really
mad, so she started to pound the book with the ruler and, as a result,
the grade book became a bunch of torn sheets of paper. With the class
laughing, she realized what had happened.
Then Miss Baker called Little Johnny's father to school.
"You see what your son did to our class grade book?" she said.
"That's nothing." replied the father. "Last month, he drew a naked
woman on a fence and for two weeks straight I was pulling splinters out
of my d^^k."
