johney

A teacher in a mathematics lecture asks a 3rd STD class,

"If there are 3 birds on a tree and u shoot one of them, how many birds would remain??"

Johnny, the naughtiest of the lot, shoots up his hand. Teacher: " O.K.

Johnny, what's the answer?" Johnny: "NONE, maa'm. Teacher: "How?"

Johnny: "After hearing the shot, all the other birds will also fly away."

Teacher: "No Johnny, the answer here is 2, but I like the way u r thinking.

Now Johnny has a doubt. Johnny: "Teacher can I ask u a question?" Teacher: "Sure".

Johnny: "There are three ladies having ice cream at the parlor.

The first one is eating it; the second is licking it while the third one is sucking on it.

Can u tell which one of the ladies is married??"

Teacher is terribly embarrassed, but she puts on a brave face and answers:

"I....I...... I guess the one which is sucking on the ice cream is married."

Johnny: "NO maa'm, the one who has the wedding ring on her finger is married,

BUT I LIKE THE WAY U R THINKING"!!!!!