I am an engineer"

I am an engineer"
because-
I can write 70 words per minute but i cant read my own handwriting.

I spend more time with my mobile than with my family.

My IQ is greater than my weight.

I explain 3 yr olds, why the sky is blue using terms like scattering,
interference & diffraction.

I have no life & can prove it mathematically. :->

I think in "maths".
I can translate english into binary.

I consider any non-science course "easy".

An 40/100 is heaven to me.

My xerox bills soar higher than my pocket money.!!

ENGINEER - an extraordinary race in the world..!