DABANG STUDENT

Teacher:" homework kyu nai kiya ??

Student:" sir fever tha

Teacher:" beta.. sach batao... mai
kuch nai karunga
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Student:" Sir TV dekh raha tha aur
mood nai tha
Teacher *Slaps* :" Batameez aise
muh pe jawab dega sir ko..??

Aise kaise TV dekh raha tha...

niyam ke mutabik pehle homework karna chahiye!

Student:" Kyun sach ka sabak
sikhaye

Jab sab sunn bhi na paye

Sach koi bole to tu Niyam kanoon bataye Tera darr..
Tera pyaar..
Teri wah..
Tu h rakh... rakh saale...