Best answers for stupid questions:
1. Someone calls you at 2 a.m in the night and asks you "are you sleeping?" Answer: No,I'm counting stars
2. When its raining and someone notices you going out yet they ask: are you going out in this rain??
Answer: No in the next one
3. You're making out with a girl then you start pulling her pants then she asks:
what are you trying to do?
Answer: i want to wash your panties for you
4 They see you comin out of the bathroom wet, they ask: did you just have a bath?
Answer: no, i fell into the toilet bowl
5. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office,yet they ask: going up?
Answer: no, i'm waiting for my office to come down and get me!
6. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and you still ask him: are
those flowers?
Answer: no baby, they're carrots!
7. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend sees you and asks:
what are you doing here?
Answer: i'm here to pay my school fees!
9. When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask: are
you sleeping??
Answer: No! I'm practising how to die
10. When just got home back from an outing and someone asks: are you back?
Answer: No, i'm just about going out
click like if you have been a victim of any of these
