Akpos joining the Army:
Officer: We need you in the
army. Akpos: I’ll join but on three
conditions. Officer: Ok. what are
the
conditions? Akpos: My first
condition is
that
I’ll not wear the uniform
because it is too hard. Officer:
Ok. What is the
second
condition? Akpos: I’ll not do the
parade and
other training under the
sun because it will be too hot,
I’ll only do it under the shed or
some kind of shadow cover.
Officer: Ok. What
is your third
condition? Akpos: And my last
and
most
important condition is that
during war times, I’ll remain
on leave.....
One word for akpos
