Teacher: why did you laugh?
Boy: I saw a strap of your bra.
Teacher: GET OUT. No class for you
for a week.
Another boy laughs.Teacher: why did you laugh?
Boy: I saw both straps.
Teacher: GET OUT. No class for you
for a month.
She bends down to pick a chalk
and little Johnny starts walking
out.
Teacher: Johnny why are you
going out?
Johnny: with what I saw I think
my school days are over.