Wife:" Mehman aa rahe hain or ghar me Daal k siva kuch nai
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Husband:" Jab wo aaye to kitchen me 1 bartan girana,
Mai pahochu to kehna QORMA gir gaya..
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phir dusra girana, kehna BiRYANi gir gayi..
fir Me kahuga:" chalo Daal hi le aao...
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Mehmano k aane k baad Bartan girne ki awaaz aai..
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Husbnd: "Kya hua.. ??
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Wife: "Daal hi gir gayi manhoos
