Wife VS HUSBAND


Wife on phone : kaha ho aap ?
Pati : tumhe wo jwellry shop yad hai jaha tumhe 1 diamond ka set bahut pasand aya tha, par mere pas paise nahi they. aur maine wada kiya tha 1 din dilwaunga.
wife : khush hote huye. Haan haan mujhe sab yad hai.
Pati: haan to usi shop k baju wali shop pe baal katwa raha hu.