Perfect Joke::-D
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Santa and Banta were playing chess
(joke doesn't end here).
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Santa:
Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak raha hai.
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Banta:
Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi
bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda.
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The joke doesn't end here either
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Phir waha Vishwanath anand aata hai.
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Vishy:
Chalo Santa-Banta, chess khelate hai.
Santa-Banta:
Nahi, aap to hume aasanise hara doge.
Vishy:
Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur me akela.
S-B:
Phir bhi hum haar jayenge
Vishy:
Okay, mai left hand se khelunga.
S-B:
Haan. Phir thik hai.
The joke still doesn't end.
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Dono obviously haar jate hai aur Vishy
chala jata hai.
Santa:
Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar. Left
hand se bhi hara diya usne.
Banta:
Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.
Santa:
Kaise?
Banta:
Saala lefty hi hoga.
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Joke ENDS here. :-P
