Rajinikant had died 20 yrs
ago.death
hasn't built up the courage to
tell him yet¤
Rajinikant doesn't pay attention- attention pays him¤
Rajinikant stared at the sun
4 hours.The sun then
blinked¤
Rajinikant once entered a race,
he came first, second & third¤
Rajinikant once wrote a
cheque, the bank bounced¤
The missing piece of Apple Inc.
logo was officially
eaten by Rajinikant¤
Once formula F1 race was
conducted between
rajnikanth and Michael
Schumacher. Obviously Rajni
won but schumacher fainted.
REASON: RAJNI Won the race by keeping the vehicle
in neutral¤
Once dinosaurs borrowed
money from Rajnikanth
and refused to pay back.
That was the last time ny1 saw dinosaurs¤
The game of chess originally
had a piece called
"Rajinikant " It was
later removed coz in 1 move,it
could kill all pawns, knights,brooks, bishops, dethrone the king and get the
Queen pregnant
¤
Once rajnikanth hit a six and
now that ball is called
Pluto¤
Once Rajinikant decided to race with time and the
result is that time is still
running¤
Rajnikanth once taught a child
how to play Counter
Strike.That child went on to become Osama Bin
Laden
¤ Δ
